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LinkedIn Posts Finally Make Sense

A Chrome extension that sits on LinkedIn and translates corporate humble-brags, performative vulnerability, and motivational fluff into plain, honest English.

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Original LinkedIn post

"Excited to share that after much reflection and turning down multiple offers, I've decided to pursue a new chapter in my entrepreneurial journey. Grateful for every experience that led me here. 🙏🚀"

📰 What they actually mean

"I got laid off, I'm terrified, and I need everyone to think this was my idea. The emoji are doing a lot of heavy lifting."

LinkedIn Translator · Powered by AI

Real translations

The Truth, Finally Told

"I failed. I lost everything. But that failure was the greatest gift I ever received. 💪"

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"Please clap. I need the engagement and I've reframed my disaster into a brand."

"Unpopular opinion: Hard work always beats talent. Agree or disagree? Drop a comment 👇"

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"I have nothing to say today but the algorithm needs feeding. Any engagement counts."

"A janitor at the airport taught me more about leadership than any MBA program ever could. 🌟"

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"I invented a poor person to make a point about myself. The janitor did not consent to this story."

"Thrilled to announce I'll be joining [Big Tech] as Head of Strategic Innovation! Grateful and blessed. 🙏"

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"I got a job. I need three posts out of this. This is post one."

"We're not just building a product. We're changing the world, one customer at a time. 🌍"

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"We sell software. We are not changing the world. Our investors require us to say this."

"To everyone who doubted me: thank you. You were the fuel. 🔥"

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"Nobody doubted me. I just want to seem like I overcame something. It's good for the personal brand."

Get started

Install in 3 Steps

Works on any Chromium browser — Chrome, Edge, Brave, Arc.

Download the extension

Download the .zip file and unzip it to a folder on your computer. Keep this folder — Chrome needs it to stay there.

Download LinkedIn Translator.zip →

Load it in Chrome

Open Chrome and go to chrome://extensions. Toggle on Developer Mode in the top right. Click Load unpacked and select the unzipped folder.

Go to LinkedIn

Head to your LinkedIn feed. You'll see a 📰 Translate button appear below every post. Click it. Enjoy the truth.

Unlock unlimited

You get 10 free translations to try it out. After that, unlock unlimited for a one-time $5 payment. Click the extension icon to upgrade anytime.

Pricing

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Pay once. Translate forever. Like it should be.

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Questions

Frequently Asked

Is this a real Chrome extension?

Yes. It's a real, working Chrome extension that injects a Translate button on every LinkedIn post. You load it manually for now — no Chrome Web Store required.

How do I get my license key after paying?

Your license key is emailed to you instantly after payment. Open the extension popup, click "Already paid?" and enter the key. Done.

Does it work on all LinkedIn posts?

It works on feed posts with text content. The Translate button appears automatically as you scroll through your feed.

What AI does it use?

Claude — trained to be brutally accurate, not just mean. The translations are savage but they hit different because they're true.

Will LinkedIn ban me for using this?

The extension only reads posts and adds a local button. It doesn't post anything, doesn't touch your account, and LinkedIn can't see it. You're safe.

What browsers does it work on?

Any Chromium-based browser — Chrome, Edge, Brave, Arc, Opera. Not Firefox (yet).